Tips on opening a new restaurant

Monica had to go back to LA yesterday to check on her mum who took a turn for the worse with her Lupus. Hopefully things’ll stablise/improve a fair bit and Monica can come back in a couple of weeks.

My favourite searches ending up at Agaveweb for Jan 2007:

“gate.com sucks” – have to agree
“safeway coinmaster” – perennial favourite
“take away restaurants in bristol” – ¿?
“roggy mcgee” – Sita’s cousin’s dog
“para abrir un restaurante que necesito ademas de las sillas” (To open a restaurant, what do I need? other than the chairs…”) Good luck, mate. Tables for one thing.
“como superar los miedos a la oscuridad” (How to overcome fear of the dark). That one probably went to Mi vida regida por el ridiculo though, what with the theme of darkness, fear, darkness, fear… I’d recommend changing the bulbs to increasingly low wattage over a period of months and starting a diet rich in beta-carotene post haste.

Have some oranges.