Happy Birthday little Sis
Your horoscope for May 16th 2006: Taurus
Long lost relatives in Mexico will be trying to get in touch. A canine friend will want to be fed and will be unable to contain his excitement upon seeing you. Cards figure in the day. Italy beckons. Someone with a three letter name will make you a hot beverage. Cats related to Postman Pat with one letter off and he who summoned Mephistopheles will make brief appearences but appear indifferent. Stroke them and they will wish you well. Upper middle class children will continue to request bassoon scores. Humour them. And finally, cider will bring you good luck today and every day. Cheers!
Have a grand day, Beff, and muy feliz cumpleaos from Guadalajara.
Aaah, thanks Mystic Gwyn. Fairly accurate predictions there, although it was old men requesting Albanian Folksongs for Europhonium today.Thanks so much for the magic gadgetry, I will indeed be in touch properly soon through the modern miracle of science and technology. Miss you.
Ah but of course. I forgot to take into account Mercury rising which accounts for the Albanian Folksong Europhonium Requests…
Miss you too and I'll keep ringing till I get through to y’all. Cheers : )