Similar Posts
Quick post
I’m off to watch ‘democracy’ in action with DrSita in a mo…
Just saw this meme in Flash’s blog:
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open it to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don’t dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
One question almost every dog owner asks is, “How do I keep my dog from jumping up on people?”
From Dog Training for Dummies. (page 56 was blank, this was 57)
Shall post more today…
You know your system of government has failed when…
We’re busy packing up stuff for tomorrow’s epic journey but not too busy to scan in this leaflet from Prague’s Museum of Communism. They’re a little down on it to be honest… Anyroad, if you look at the location of the place at the bottom, it’s ‘upstairs from McDonalds, Next to the Casino’. We made it to the casino, but we weren’t up for the McGhoulash Happy Meal.
Also, it’s yer last chance to order fancy American exports before we leave- nylons, chocolate and chewing gum anyone? A militarily enforced democracy? Creationist high school biology textbooks? Comment away your order below
My Grandma
Grandma was a huge part of my life, some 32+ years. Some of my earliest memories involve going with the family to visit her and Grandad in Cambridge where they lived till I was about 12. Their house was (seemed?) enormous and was filled with adventures, kindness and love. We were always well catered for with Grandma’s trademark recipes. It’s weird the things that stand out though, I remember having grapefruit with a thick layer of sugar on top, real name-brand Ribena in a blue (for boys) plastic glass, hiding in the pantry which had a strange corrugated plastic door and trying on Granddad’s hats. Grandma also had a toy called Panda who was rug-shaped so you could put your arms and legs through the elastic ties and crawl around pretending to be a panda bear. Grandma made this herself and all her four grandchildren played in it at some time. Panda also had an accompanying book which she wrote and illustrated herself about how she and Great Auntie Mabel had gone to buy the materials and stitched panda together ready for the birth of my cousin, Richard. There’d be lots of other games too, the smallest in a set of 5 painted wooden elephants, named Nelly, would be hidden whenever we got back from Cherry Hinton park, or Fitzbillies Chelsea Bun shop, or wherever and we had to find it. Grandma had me believing for many years that she had nothing to do with Nelly’s wanderings and shows the sense of fun she had that never dwindled.
Grandma and Granddad sold up in Cambridge and moved to a bungalow in Monkton Heathfield about 8 miles from Kingston where we lived. The proximity meant we saw a lot more of them and Grandma was a great source for stories about my Dad when he was little, many of which he still firmly denies to this day. One involved when workmen were resurfacing the road outside their house and Dad went out any made tar balls and hid them under his pillow and another how he used to cry when Grandma read him , fellow lake districter, Beatrix Potter’s (frankly quite cruel) stories about Tom Kitten and his comeuppance. When Granddad passed away not that long after moving, Grandma kept his memory alive with stories of his mathematical exploits and fascinating life. It was a huge change for grandma to live on her own again but she kept independent and full of life to the end. She kept on her sewing, making her own clothes and cooking healthy meals for herself. She drove her succession of Ford Fiesta cars up until fairly recently. Her garden put most people’s to shame with something almost always in bloom and neatly tended. She delighted in giving visitors tours of the grounds and telling stories about the resident wildlife, visiting cats, owls, the frog who lived in the flower tray…
Mum and Dad would take her on trips to the Somerset country side with Nanny and they’d chat politely. We’d joke that she kept Nanny in check as she was always on her best behaviour around Grandma. The conversation could get quite surreal at times as their combined hearing issues produced some good-natured but bizarre interchanges. One summer the Antiques Roadshow came to Somerset and Sarita, Mum and I went with Grandma to find out about some of the family heirlooms. One was a porcelain blue toad that, contrary to previous belief, turned out to be a mass produced item worth about 5 quid and would probably be good for putting a plant in or something, according to the experts… We had a grand day though and we laughed about it many times and now that particular item has a real story to go with it.
Grandma would drive up to Kingston for Sunday dinner and bring a bag of gourmet chocolate from the food section of Marks and
Sparks and a dessert she’d baked to perfection, a crumble, lemon meringue or if the season demanded, Christmas Pudding containing foil-wrapped pound coins and invariably delicious. She’d also bring the parts of the Sunday paper she’d already read and done the crossword in and occasionally join in for a highly competitive post-prandial game of scrabble. Despite being highly independent occasionally she showed signs of being a little sheltered in her home. She’d read in the papers about some new technology such as the ‘one-Pod” which we’d have a go at explaining to her, and my favourite was when she discovered a new restaurant in Taunton where they were helpful, friendly, have great disabled access and extremely tasty sandwiches. She couldn’t remember the name, but after further enquiries mum and dad worked she’d been to McDonalds. She had this capacity for wonder at the most unlikely of things. If sheltered somewhat from the 21st century, she was fully in touch with the latest events in the family, relishing looking at and sharing photos and letters sent from her grandkids (in the UK and California and Mexico) of her great-grandson, weddings, travels and other news. Her living room was increasingly filled with photos of the family including one of me with the 12-string guitar I bought with the money granddad left me, and lots of everyone at various stages of their lives. It was a room filled with smiles. She’d often dig the Atlas out to wonder at where we were all living. Grandma also had an extensive slide collection and every year would dig them out, set up her projector and watch them by herself thinking of happy times and mentally revisiting her favourite places.
One of my last visits to see Grandma in person was last December when we accompanied her to Taunton’s Saturday morning market where she knew everyone, stopping to ask where the fishmonger had gone, comparing notes with the plant stall vendor, haggling over vegetables and cheese and generally enjoying life to the fullest. I was proud to be with her and just generally impressed at how she carried on so happily and also at how much fruit and veg one person could get through in a week.
When you get to Grandma’s age, life isn’t without its struggles and she had a series of increasingly less minor health issues that made for a tough time towards the end, though she would never complain. She’d mention the latest problem when pushed and then change the subject and probably offer you another chocolate biscuit. Instead of ‘burdening” (as she put it) people with her problems, she’d manage on her own and would take some persuading that we really did want to take her out to the country or talk to her on the phone and so on, being as polite as possible in the process. She certainly would not have wanted to relinquish her admirable independence and have long stays in hospitals convalescing only to return to a life which she felt would occasionally ’cause a fuss” to others. After lots of reflection, I think if Grandma could have chosen the manner of her passing, she’d have opted for this exit. Suddenly, peacefully, in her sleep after a fully-conscious smile filled visit with the family and looking forward to seeing more relatives and contemplating future travels.
A toast then, to Grandma, with her ever-ready smiles, surprisingly strong hugs, generosity of spirit and incredible kindness over all those 89 years.
Cheers!
It’s snowing…
…in Kingston St. Mary, south west England. Meanwhile in Mexico sunshine as usual… Here’s some photos me dad took. I’m actually a bit jealous, but I’ll get over it. Belated giving of thanks this evening and tequila festival tomorrow in Tequila. I’m driving. Arse.
The week’s flying by again
Here’s the latest thing keeping me from blogging, the design of it, not their services… Last night I met up with Chiva for a few pints to see how things were going. Lovely bloke, and nice to catch up. I also got recognised on the bus. “¿Eres inglés?” someone asked me and it turned out he was one of the Portico regulars from 8 yrs ago (since closed down) I was getting off the bus so I gave him my card. I hope he gets in touch because apparently he still knows Adriana and Raul from there and it’d be grand to see them again.
I’m going to find a meme to post just for the sake of posting summink… The traffic through the blog was at an all time low yesterday, must be a glitch in the matrix. Mememos…
Last Road Trip– That’ll be the adventure that was Los Angeles to Guadalajara via Arizona, Guaymas, and Mazatlan. With no air conditioning. Lovely though, recommend it to anyone who has the funds to pay for luxurious toll roads.
Last Bad Advice– When I was experiencing my gastric unpleasantness, Jose (kindly, and with the best will in the world) offered the following recipe:
Fill a normal sized glass with 1/3 soy sauce (best quality available, so that it really does have soya in it, Kikoman for example), and 2/3 of mineral water. Stir, and drink the whole thing down in small gulps. It will clean your stomach and always works very well
Maybe it would have worked but I’m going to consider it bad advice since instinctively it sounds like an unholy thing to drink while sick or otherwise.
Last Movie I Saw in a Theater Cinema, dammit… Anyroad, it was X-Men 3 and despite the critical panning it’s received is top notch entertainment. You will believe a man can make Strontium claws come out of his wrists…
Last TV Show Watched Probably Dr.Phil through no fault of my own… or The Surreal Life.
Last TV Show I Enjoyed Watching Lost. Lostity lost. Lost. LOST. LOOOOOOST…
Last Book I Tried to Read Tried? As in tried but was too tired, or didn’t speak the language or found the book too full of half-baked symbology and Opus Deity to perservere with? Right now I’m reading the Kite Runner and it’s dead good. An Afghan rite of passage. Santa Cruz just got a mention to top it all.
Last Thing I Left Home Without My keys 2 days ago. I got home and banged the door, rang the landline, the cell phone and screamed up a storm but it appeared Sita wasn’t home. So I broke in and half an hour later, Sita saunters down the stairs…
Last Take Out Meal BigMac and a vanilla millshake. The two cornerstones of the nutrition pyramid. My lame excuse? I had to break a 500 peso note. And I like big macs…
Last Celebration Mexico’s win last Sunday. Hopefully to be repeated tomorrow.
Last Item Loaned Out and Haven’t Gotten Back The only thing that springs to mind is my Day Today videos. About 5 years ago. To Stuart. Ya git. Generally I don’t expect things back and just give them away. Such is my nomadic lifestyle.
Last New Word Added to Vocabulary Fulguration- “The act or process of flashing like lightning”. I’m all about the vocabulary. www.kith.org/journals/neology/ is a grand site to subscribe to if you’re up for it.
Last New Word of a Foreign Language Learned Good question. Aside from hairdressing terms, none spring to mind from the last few days. I looked up the origin of “anfitrion” the other day, though. It means ‘host’ and seemed such an odd word for a common word that it might have an interesting description, sure enough it comes from a king of Thebes who was famous for his hospitality. Good to know… Ooh, here’s one: “Sabadazo” from the word for Saturday “Sabado”, it’s when you get arrested and put in a cell, but because it’s the weekend there’s no judge so you have to wait 48 hrs instead of 24. Courtesy of Jose again…
Last T-Shirt Acquired We won one at the music quiz t’other week, but Sita’s adopted it. So before that my Pocilga Beat one that Fernando gave me.
Last Package Received Probably Homeland Security sending back my application for Parole or somesuch because they changed the photo regulations without telling anyone. Or that book I won t’other day.
Last Web Site Visited www.divinesalon.com.mx, for all your Mexican beauty product needs…
Last Injury Overzealous scratching of mozzie bites led to my foot looking like the bloke’s skin in V for Venganza. Other than that I’m unbreakable.
Last Run In with the Law Getting pulled over by the Mexican police when Jose was driving, and having to bribe our way out of it.
Last Place I’d Want to Live Bridgwater, Somerset, UK.
Last Physical Fight Does getting punched outside Henry’s 12 yrs ago count? Yes? Then that one.
Last Magazine Read Q (UK music magazine) thoughfully imported by Sarah. Thanks again.
Last Thing I Broke Honestly can’t remember. Our car’s air conditioning?
Last Thing I Fixed Sita’s pedometer. Briefly. Before it breaking again…
Last Thing That Made Me Laugh This from the Onion “Devastated By U.S. World Cup Team’s First-Round Loss, Nation Grinds To Halt“
AWOL
It’s been a busy week for me and Drsita, though I think S worked harder than I did. She’s had her usual lectures, meetings, office hours & job applications going on and also yesterday gave a 45 minute presentation on tequila and gender involving various Lucha Reyes clips.
And we’re glad it’s the weekend…
So last Friday I had an interview for a job as a UK English localisation tester and that came through. On Monday I was testing a training program about EU Competition laws and Thursday and Friday I was recording all instances of organization (rather than organisation) and suchlike in a proprietary course management system. A lot like Moodle but infinitely more expensive. There’ll be more on Monday then it may well dry up for a bit.
I’ve been making DVDs for Drs. Sudarat & Sita. Working on theming a Volusion e-commerce site (I’ll post the link when I finish) and a 12′ banner for a friend selling camping gear for festivals. Putting together the first non-WordPress site I’ve done in years (link soon “Marketing Gestalt”…) Updating nourishingnutrition.com , lorrainepursell.com , comfortmattressfurniture.com . Finalising pink-caterpillar.com. And all the while clicking over to the LA Times site (which appears to be down today) to see how Atticus is faring in the popularity contest. He needed 3 votes to overtake the picture of the dead horse last time I checked…and watching my adsense pennies pile up.
Here’s my logo for the camping thing…
Cusifer’s in the dog house after his behaviour over the last couple of days. First off, on Wednesday we barbecued some veggies and while I was sorting them out inside, he made off with two thirds of my baked potato with cheese that was sitting on our garden table. And was very reticent to give it back. I wrested it off him and he sulked for the best part of 3 hours. As punishment, rather than his usual treats I gave him slices of said potato for the next 48 hours (If my baked potato is all that you want, baked potato is all you shall have…) Which may well have been the trigger for finding he’d been unable to contain his bowels on Friday night and gave me a fine way to start Friday.
Changing the subject… I finally finished watching The Wire Season 4. I think it’s been noted before, but it’s the best damn drama available on the planet. I can’t stop thinking about Bubs. Bless him. After season 5 it’s going to be hard going back to normal telly. I’ve found there are presently 4 reasons to subscribe to basic cable. And 2 (possibly 3) of them are freely and legally available online. The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Soup and America’s Funniest Videos. The first two package US news in a palatable form. The Soup reminds me why there’s no point in watching anything but the aforementioned 4 programmes. And America’s Funniest Videos is perfect for watching while eating. Zero plot, zero thought, and 100% people falling over/hurting themselves. The cream of a country of 300 million all with easy access to a camcorder.
Here’s a picture of the sculpture by the PGE stadium next to where I’m working…
I’ll try not to let a week go past again before the next post… Here endeth the stream of consciousness.