Somerset County Gazette in Sense of Humour Shock
I believed this story for all of 5 minutes… Beached Whale in Taunton. Taunton, Somerset, UK is my home town for the record… and my sister and Ali often walk their dog in French Weir… I nearly rang them to warn them about the potential dangers.
The best story I've ever read in the Gazette. They certainly know their readers – Sheila Guppy has the right idea.
It’s an obvious danger, given the geographical location.
Aye, Ed, commandos’re the way to go with this kind of menace. Taunton squaddies are the only language these whales understand.
And Paul, this is exactly the reason I got out when I could. Earthquakes pale in comparison.