{"id":143,"date":"2005-11-28T19:43:45","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T00:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agaveweb.com\/blog\/?p=280"},"modified":"2005-11-28T19:43:45","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T00:43:45","slug":"you-know-youre-tapatio-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agaveweb.com\/blog\/you-know-youre-tapatio-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re Tapatio when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep making highly selective posts, first no vegetarians, and now one for Spanish speakers who&#8217;ve been to Guadalajara. Apologies&#8230; Click on the &#8220;Comments&#8221; link below for 55 &#8220;You know you&#8217;re a Guadalajaran (Tapatio) if&#8230;&#8221;. Highlights include: You put lime on your tacos al pastor, you know where at least one narcotraficante lives, you went to or plan to go to the University of Guadalajara&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I joined Technorati today and appear to be getting a bit of traffic from it. Thanks for stopping by and if you fancy the full-on stalking experience check out the rest of the site that starts <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gwynunlimited.com\">here at www.gwynunlimited.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And in other news, our water&#8217;s on the blink again.<br \/>\n<a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt;Se sabe que alguien es tapatio cuando:<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;1. Le pone limon a sus tacos al pastor<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;2. Toma chesco en vez de refresco<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;3. Le dice mijo o mija a cualquier wey que nunca a visto<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;4. Dice EY o SIMON en vez de SI<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;5. Dice &#8220;me volaron&#8221; en vez de &#8220;me robaron&#8221;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;6. Nunca visita el centro mas que pa&#8217; comprar en una merceria, uniformes, tela, o algo pa un trabajo de la escuela.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;7. Se estaciona en el camellon<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;8. Compra sus chelas en en oxxo<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;9. Conoce por lo menos dos sucursales de TELAS PARISINA<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;10. Conoce los tacos del Venado o los tacos Fonseca<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;11. Va al cine los miercoles<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;12. Dice la palabra FRESA o la palabra NACO por lo menos 10 veces al dia<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;13. Tiene algun conocido que conoce a alguna de las esposas\/amantes\/novias de Alejandro Fernandez<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;14. Ha estado por lo menos una vez en las fiestas de Octubre<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;15. Ha escuchado la cancion &#8220;porque te tatuatis&#8221;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;16. Va a comprar tortillas con un trapo en la mano<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;17. Va a la tiendita de la esquina a comprarse pecositas, tix tix, o rockaletas!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;18. Ha comido jericallas<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;19. Va a por lo menos dos posadas al a\u00f1o<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;20. Come bu\u00f1uelos<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;21. Le gusta bailar Banda y punchis punchis<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;22. Sale a jugar &#8220;fucho&#8221; con sus amigos aunque no sepa<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;23. Ha estado en el estadio jalisco por lo menos una vez y piensa que esta PADRISIMO!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;24. Dice &#8220;eda&#8221; en vez de &#8220;verdad&#8221;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;25. Dice &#8220;ira&#8221; en vez de &#8220;mira&#8221;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;26. Dice NEL en vez de no<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;27. Le encantan los Simpson<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;28. Su idolo es Beto Cardenas<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;29. Le agrega &#8220;S&#8221; a los verbos&#8230;. comistes, tirastes, jugastes<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;30. Lo llevaron como 50 veces al zoologico de chiquito<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;31. Se ha trepado a todos los juegos en Selva Magica<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;32. Piensa que Divertido Guadalajara es un fiasco!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;33. Ha tomado o vende Omilife<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;34. Ha ido al tianguis del sol, al de zapopan, o a cualquier otro!!!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;35. Sabe la direccion de Oswaldo Sanchez<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;36. Sabe que el cerro del cuatro se llama asi por el canal jajajajaja<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;37. Le encanta ver MTV y canta canciones en ingles aunque no sabe lo que significan<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;40. Lo han asaltado<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;41. Sabe donde vive por lo menos un narco<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;42. Esta molesto que ahora en vez de decir Chedrauoiuuouiuouoyi o lo que sea!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;43. Piensa que Plaza Galerias esta perrona!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;44. Ha ido a pasearse en carritos electricos en la plaza<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;45. Ha ido por lo menos una vez al grito el 15 de Septiembre<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;46. Ha visto un castillo de fuegos artificiales en el templo<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;47. Ha jugado futbolito en la feria de las fiestas patronales del templo!!!!!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;48. Dice cosas como &#8220;chin!&#8221;, &#8220;ay wey&#8221;, &#8220;chido&#8221;, o &#8220;casi casi&#8221;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;49. Sabe que Guanatos significa Guadalajara y no Guanajuato!!!!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;50. Ha bailado el Son de la Negra, el jarabe tapatio, o Guadalajara, Guadalajaaaaaaa<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;51. Le cae gordo Jorge Arana<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;52. Sabe que Galilea Montijo trabajo en el Cucurrucucu, y que este lugar es un Teibol!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;53. Fue o planea ir a la Universidad de Guadalajara<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;54. Veia Sixto o Lalo y Lagrimita!!! <br \/>\n&gt;&gt;55. Sabe que Guadalajara es la ciudad mas bella de Mexico aunque no haya ido a ningun otro lugar del pais!!!!!<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Si te identificaste con un buen de estas cosas que me avente&#8230;enorgullesete, eres un buen tapatio!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\nStolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/spaces.msn.com\/members\/hectorock88resaka\/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c=\">http:\/\/spaces.msn.com\/members\/hectorock88resaka\/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c=<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep making highly selective posts, first no vegetarians, and now one for Spanish speakers who&#8217;ve been to Guadalajara. 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