{"id":301,"date":"2006-05-04T09:38:05","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T16:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agaveweb.com\/blog\/?p=114"},"modified":"2006-05-04T09:38:05","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T16:38:05","slug":"chiste-tapatio-cortesia-de-fernando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agaveweb.com\/blog\/chiste-tapatio-cortesia-de-fernando\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiste tapatio cortesia de Fernando"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posts in my native tongue to return &#8220;pronto&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Estaban dos nios jugando f\u00fatbol en un parque en Guadalajara cuando uno de ellos es atacado por un feroz perro &#8220;Rotweiller&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Pensando r\u00e1pido, el otro nio arranca r\u00e1pido una tabla de una cerca y le da un golpe en el cuello del perro, mat\u00e1ndolo instant\u00e1neamente.<\/p>\n<p>Un reportero que se encontraba cerca observa la escena y corre a entrevistar al valiente nio mexicano y escribe en su libreta:<br \/>\n&#8220;VALIENTE FAN DE LAS CHIVAS SALVA A SU AMIGUITO DE LAS FAUCES DE AGRESIVO PERRO&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>a.. Yo no le voy a las chivas, replica el pequeo h\u00e9roe.<br \/>\nb.. Perdona, como estamos en Guadalajara asum\u00ed que le ibas a las chivas.<\/p>\n<p>Entonces escribi&oacute;: &#8220;VALIENTE FAN DEL ATLAS SALVA A SU COMPA\u00c3\u2018ERO DE TERRIBLE ATAQUE&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>a.. Tampoco le voy al Atlas le dice el nio&#8230;<br \/>\nb.. Asum\u00ed que estando en Guadalajara le ir\u00edas a las Chivas o al Atlas. Entonces, \u00bfA qui\u00e9n le vas?<br \/>\na.. Le voy al Am\u00e9rica le dice el nio&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Entonces el reportero escribi&oacute;: &#8220;CHILANGO MANIATICO ASESINA A INDEFENSA MASCOTA DE FAMILIA JALISCIENSE<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posts in my native tongue to return &#8220;pronto&#8221;&#8230; Estaban dos nios jugando f\u00fatbol en un parque en Guadalajara cuando uno de ellos es atacado por un feroz perro &#8220;Rotweiller&#8221;. 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