{"id":726,"date":"2007-11-09T10:34:15","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T16:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.agaveweb.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/09\/bad-joke-from-el-cala\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T10:34:15","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T16:34:15","slug":"bad-joke-from-el-cala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agaveweb.com\/blog\/bad-joke-from-el-cala\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad joke from el Cala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CUANDO LA MUJER SE SACA EL MELATE (Mexican Lottery)<\/p>\n<p>Una mujer llega a casa muy apresuradamente, rechina las llantas de su auto en la entrada, corre dentro de la casa tirando las puertas y grita a todo pulm\u00f3n a su marido:<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Ap\u00farate!! Empaca tus maletas!! \u00a1\u00a1Me gan\u00e9 el Melaaaaateee!!!!!!!!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>-El marido responde entusiasmado:<\/p>\n<p> &#8216;\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Dios m\u00edo!!!&#8230;. \u00bf\u00bf\u00bfQu\u00e9 debo empacar??? \u00bfropa de playa o de monta\u00f1a?<\/p>\n<p> Ella responde&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  -\u00a1No importa pendejo!!!!. \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Solo empaca y LARGATE A LA CHINGADA!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CUANDO LA MUJER SE SACA EL MELATE (Mexican Lottery) Una mujer llega a casa muy apresuradamente, rechina las llantas de su auto en la entrada, corre dentro de la casa tirando las puertas y grita a todo pulm\u00f3n a su marido: &#8216;Ap\u00farate!! 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