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Everyone else is doing it, so I thought I’d join in, here’s wordle.net’s word cloud of the last 10 posts or so… Atticus figures largely…<\/p>\n

In other news, Somerset police have started sharing their best 999 calls with youtube<\/a>. I’m torn for favourites, but it’s either “I’m not bein’ funny but… There’s a squirrel with no hazelnut trees” or “My wife’s left me two salmon sandwiches”. If this kind of minor internet celebrity doesn’t get them more prank calls I don’t know what will.<\/p>\n

Gives the Welsh bloke inquiring about the bright white thing in the sky<\/a> a run for his money mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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