{"id":974,"date":"2004-09-01T10:23:55","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T17:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gwynunlimited.com\/blog2\/?p=17"},"modified":"2004-09-01T10:23:55","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T17:23:55","slug":"alarums-and-alarms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agaveweb.com\/blog\/alarums-and-alarms\/","title":{"rendered":"Alarums and alarms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of those 10-different-sounds-of-varying-annoyance car alarms went off at 5.15am outside our house for ever and after stuffing bog roll in me ears, cowering under the pillow and trying to think of lyrics to fit with it, I called the police for the first time ever in the states. They eventually investigated with their walkie-talkies at about the same volume as the alarm, prodded the car for 10 minutes or so, then called a tow-truck to come and shift the car, which duly reversed up the road beeping as it went then at around 7am, beautiful silence. 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