Atticus and Custard

NB: Americans: First familiar”ize” yourselves with classic British kids TV programmes here… the first 30 seconds should be enough, then have an eyeful of Atticus´s latest landscape gardening attempt…

As visitors to our house may already know this is a regular occurrence whenever anyone drives away from young ‘Cus.

You wait 32 years…

…for online tools to make you resemble Simpsons characters and Lego men and then 2 come along at once.

Behold! how I might look brandishing my PDA and electric guitar somewhere in the 8th circle of lego hell.

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¿Es o no es?

So we´ve been to the cinema a few times this week and one of the adverts is for some car or other called the Edge or summink. Where Bono wanders into a record shop and the employees there are all excited “Is it really him”, then “Bono” leaves in his fancyish car. (Video below. Obviously)…

Sita and I had a heated debate about whether it was really Bono or not. First off the bloke looks just like Bono, BUT, he´s driving a pretty crappy car, there´s no U2 music in the ad and I don´t think Bono needs the cash from a cinema-only ad in Latin America and lastly I remembered some story or other on Weekend America or This American Life about a Bono Lookylikey taking advantage… And since I have my own corner of the interweb and Sita has nowt I can reveal to you that NO ES BONO. (As I type sita is saying “I can´t believe you´re blogging this…”, that´ll learn her for not even getting on FaceBook).

The evidence? Megafan.com.mx´s exposé and link to the impersonator´s site where in his list of gigs he mentions “11.22.06 Ford Motor Corp, Mexico City, Mexico”. Ta da!

It speaks fairly ill of Ocean´s 13 that I´m writing about the advert before it rather than the film itself…

“Simpsonize me”

Part of the rest and relaxation routine this week has involved a lot of American entertainment. Harry Potter, Ocean’s 13, The Office (US) and the end of the Sopranos. I’m also v. intrigued about how The Simpsons Movie’s going to be and more than a little concerned it might only be available round here in a dubbed version since the Mexican voice artists are almost as well known and well paid as the US lot…

Still, I happened upon this site today where you can upload a photo and after god knows how many attempts it’ll try to create a Simpsons version of you. I’m not convinced by the results, but it took 20 minutes I can’t have back to create this here avatar. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

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Taunton Video Archive

Taunton´s Somerset County Gazette is very excited about a “NEW” website that´s showing cine film videos of Taunton, shakily transferred to to VHS by a local firm, then recoded and uploaded to DailyMotion.com then presented in a website that is only missing animated gifs to make the 1996 web experience fully complete.

“It is a very time consuming process, but at least it keeps me out of mischief!” says the bloke who made it. Fair play to him, mind. And as the Gazette points out “The website is free to use”, so there´s a place to while away the hours for a few weeks… Another favourite line from the site: “Videos will be added regularly as time permits roughly in chronological order, so if you do not find anything to your liking please come back again later.”

Anyroad, best of luck, mate 😀

I’ve corrected some of the special character issues…

…using a combination of knowledge from my PHP classes (I’m about to sign up for the advanced classes for next week) and this page on how to Search and Replace using PHPMyAdmin so now the apostrophe issue is cleared up and there aren’t enough other errors to make it worth my while. My Spanish blog‘s another story though, I ended up going in and editing each entry by hand… Luckily there aren’t that many pages.

So, it’s still raining and starting to get colder just in time for Stu’n’Anne’s visit. Hope they don’t mind too much. Atticus is certainly a bit bothered by it all and is showing early signs of SAD. He’s missing M&D too, mind, who phoned last night to say they’d spent 15 hours on the road and had made it Los Mochis, of all places. They’ve set a new record, they’re probably somewhere near the Canadian border if they’ve kept up the pace.

We watched Pan’s Labyrinth again last night, as Sita hadn’t seen it. I’d forgotten how powerful a film it is. It’s the ultimate fable on rejecting authority and a gruesome depiction of post civil war Spain. I saw the Devil’s Backbone (El Espinazo del Diablo) t’other week too which takes place in the same era but doesn’t have as clear a division between fantasy and reality. Still fine viewing though. Had a game of Scrabble too. I got all the good tiles…

In terms of the HTMLery I’m going to be putting together a shopping site for a high-end artesanal jewelry store to complement their flash site soonish which’ll be interesting and a chance to practice my PHP skillz. Also I read the readme file that came with the photoblog theme and it explained how to have thumbnails on the archive page, so I sorted that out. Looks quite nice, oi reckon. Shame i’ve now got two blogs that don’t quite render right on IE6 though, but frankly IE6 users deserve all they get.

And that’s all for today. Next up, dragging Atticus through the rain to pick up El Público with its weekly events listing, Ocio, and then paying the phone/interweb bill, rent, and PHP course… it’s going to be an expensive day this one…

Empty nest syndrome

So along with the sunshine, Monica and Daniel left Guadalajara this morning at some point or another, we slept through the exodus. They took us out to the La Loteria cantina and the I Latina last night for a superlative send off. It’s been grand having them around. Some of many highlights include trips to Michoacan, watching entire seasons of TV programs, washing the dog, German/Mexican cuisine, more new restaurants than you can shake a fork at, Chacala, Spanish lessons in Starbucks and bars, Sanjuaneando, craft buying frenzies, accidental furniture shopping in the Baratillo, Lucha Libre, Tequila and lots more… Happy trails, Monica and OD!

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We´re back…

… although the unicode lettering of all the entries is buggered up and I´ve no idea how to search and replace weird accents on a MySQL database. That´s my next project…

Never mind, it´s not like people read the archives anyway.

So what a weekend, Meg, Matt, Matera, Bowling, Pool, Sexual Diversity Parade, “Clubbing”, Tequila, tequila and even Lucha Libre. Then spectacular thunderstorms, power cuts and blog outages then last night Monica and OCD´s farewell gathering (they´re off on Thursday at the crack of dawn). I´ve got lots to catch up on but at least the heat should no longer be an issue… I´m wearing a long sleeved t-shirt today for the first time in 8 months you´ll be delighted to hear.

Shakira´s latest

Meanwhile, in Gwod, we fit A LOT into yesterday. Flickr more or less sums up the first part. Part II was going out at 11h30 pm just like all the hip young Tapatians ready to party, but finding the music a bit too loud and settling for a night in playing Jenga and eating chocolate biscuits.

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Matt’s permanently surprised with the number of cars that A) he’s never heard of and B) are allowed to circulate on the roads…

Ever dropped your mobile phone down the toilet?

I have to say that I haven’t, but at least 900,000 Brits per year have according to this spurious report (in Spanish). That’s why, if you ever move to Mexico, pick yourself up a pay-as-you-go phone from OXXO or similar for about 20 quid (40 bucks) and buy fichas (credit) every now and again to keep it juiced. They’re sturdy, have a long battery life, come with Snake preinstalled and once you work out how to turn off Spanish predictive text you’re laughing.

So of late there’s been a bit too much navel gazing going on so this post is an attempt to redress the balance by sharing some links away from the agaveweb empire…

I really enjoyed this article on 10 common photography mistakes. Most of them are pretty self evident but when driven home with good examples it’ll make you think before your next trip out with a camera. Next time I’m in an agave field (Saturday, I think), I’m going to try a fair few shots lying on my stomach… Also found some good advice for taking group shots.

One of b3ta’s finest moments is this picture evidence showing evolution to be lie. Behold the Microsoft Big-assed-table, Chilean Lake Missing, and The Onion’s back on form too.

And this just in today, JWood’s coverage of El dia de los Locos in San Miguel de Allende, is great. Especially the Osama bit. Well worth a read, today and every day.

Alright, self-absorbtion should resume with the next post prob’ly. A bientot.

Meg’n’Matt’n’Stu’n’Anne

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are coming to town v. soon. Highlights to follow…

So what else is going on round Garibaldi way, well I’ve been slaving over a hot computer, luckily this time not mine but Meghan’s. It was suffering from being about 2 years old and needing declogging. I got meself a bottle of tequila and some lovely furniture from Tonala for my troubles. And now it’s behaving itself slightly better…

And that’s about it. Daniel’s just finished cooking some kind of pasta affair so we’re off to devour that. May blog a bit later though this evening I threatened to put the Shaun of the Dead DVD on. British comedy at its best. But not for everyone apparently. Hot Fuzz was fantastic too.

It rained…

…properly last night. Thunder and see-it-with-you-eyes-shut lightning woke me up at around 3 am. I went downstairs to check on Atticus but Sally beat me to it (he was fine). I couldn’t get back to sleep after that, but on the plus side, I got to see Legally Blonde on the telly again, and The Mummy. I think I dropped off for 10 minutes or so and then at 6:30ish took Sally and Martin to the airport. It stopped raining soon after and we had one of the freshest, nicest mornings in a long time. If memory serves me correctly we’re probably due for another cloudburst tonight. Just checked me blog, it’s almost exactly the same day as last year that the rains came, who’d’ve thunk it?

Anyroad, have some feel-the-freshness pix from the jardín this morning:

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More tequila shots

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Yesterday we took M & S to tequila, while they went on the obligatory Cofradia tequila factory tour, I drove off to a few tiny little villages and headed into the fields to capture a bit more of the agavero landscape. Here’re me faves:

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Not sure I ever mentioned that we’re having an article published in a US journal on food and drink, Sita’s words and my pix. Go Team Tequila!